~ ahlan wa sahlan ya RAMADHAN

PUASA...
~ hari ney 1st day umat Islam menyambut bln p0se...tp ak awl2 lg da angkat bndera merah..kuikuikui...nk wat cane dah tuhan bg red light...ALHAMDULILLAH tahun ney diizinkn tuhan lg utk ak b'temu ngn bulan yg mulia ney...heeee p0se 5 pancaindera taw...p0se MATA..p0se LIDAH..p0se TELINGA...p0se HIDUNG..p0se KULIT @ sentuhan....haaa jgn duk mengumpat,mengata,m'dgr umpatan,b'sentuhan laki p0mpuan bkn muhrim..m'hidu bau mknan p0m taley taw...apetah lg merase....pakai sexy2 p0m taley...
time ney da takyah nk tako0t da sbb hantu syaitan sume da kena ikat daa...jgn lak wat alasan tako0tt nk pg masjid smyg TERAWIH sbb ade ant0o...2 alasan semata2....huuuuu....

D0LU KALA...
~ haaa dlu time tecitt kanak2 rebina ske sgt la bln p0se...sbb ape?? haaa sbb time ney la bley mkn mcm2...sbb byk makanan...klu pg BAZAR RAMADHAN 2 sume bnda nk beli..sume bnda nmpk sedap...tp pas buke pandang p0m x lalu..mne x nye pewo0tt da full ngn air...hukhukhuk...NAFSU2....
teciitt2 dlu klu pg masjid bkn nk terawih sgt tp sbb nk men...p0m pam kebab0OMMM...t'kezutt sume t0k2,pakcik2,makcik2 yg sdg smyang..(klu ade yg saket jngtung mau trus GOL)...npe??? haaa MERCUN laa...men mercun time owg ngah smyg..hikhikhik...pena la kna hambat ngn batang penyapu ngn se0wg pkcik 2...nakal2...
pastu blk dr smyg terawih 2 singgah kedai beli r0jak...pastu lepak ngn kwn2 kt pangkin...sgt2 la s0not time 2..part yg taley blah ak dua owg jew gal yg len sume b0boi...ish3...[dlu t0mb0i skrg gugurl dahh..]
waktu sahur..mls gler nk bgn...slgi x kna tarik IBU JARI kaki xkn bgn nyer...pemalas bt0l...sedap td0 la katekn...tp ble da bgn...perghhh melantak bkn men...hakhakhak...klu owg len waktu sahur mne la nk selera sgt nk mkn tp ak len....bab mkn mmg n0 1..champi0n uhhh...ahaks...
time siang ari...tade kje nk wat..mula la duk pandang jam..lmbt lg ke nk buka...pas kerling,ak ushar..pas ushar ak jeling kt jam 2...klu jam 2 ade mulut mau ak kna s0und...hakhakhak...
pastu klu da b0wink sgt mula la...pg MANDI..hahahaha tade kje...sbb ape?? sbb nk bg segar blk...huh makruh da p0se den....itu dlu la..zaman nakal2...dak2 rebina..
ble da msk sk0la asrama sume da b'ubah..s0not dpt sahur rmai2..buka ramai2...terawih same2...kul 7ptg da kumpul dewan mkn...mse 2 mcm2 kerenah bley tgk...perghhh betapa kngn 2 sgt b'hrga...xkn dpt blk wlu ditukar ngn emas seguni...

TAHUN NEY...
~ ta0n ney p0se sebln kt uma..bese tiap2 ta0n kt k0lej spnjang ak stdy dr dip smp dgree ney...ney la kli p'tama..len sket asenye...epi sbb ley p0se kt uma..jimat sket k0s..tp sad gak la ble t'ingt suasana buka p0se rmai2 ngn kwn2 kt 0stel..gilir2 msk...gilir2 cuci pggn...suasana kejut sahur...huiiii...wndu lak sume 2...
ta0n ny gak 1st year ak smbut bln p0se sbgai MRS AFIF..ahaks...len sgt asenye..huhuhu...
x sbr nk jmp dye (^__^)..nk buka p0se same2...pg bazaar same2..sahur same2..n pg sh0pink raye same2...
insyaAllah ta0n ney kmi akn beraya b'sama...heeee....

p/s: sepo0tt sed0ott!! cant wait 2 see u..wait me keyh!!